Singularity
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Think of something small!
OK, now think of something even smaller than that!
Still not small enough, think of the smallest thing you can think of!
This isn't working, lets try something different. Think of nothing.
Now think of something that is just a little bit more than nothing.
Stop, you've gone too far, start again with nothing...
Jorge's Approach
OK try this...
Image that a picture of you was published in all newspapers world wide...
You are wearing nothing!
There's only a tattoo on your butt that says "I love the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!"
... a singularity is what you wish you are after hearing this news!
(Matt says "Sounds like Jorge is talking from personal experience.")
