Pioneer

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Image of the smutty pictures sent to the stars. Click at your own risk!
Image of the smutty pictures sent to the stars. Click at your own risk!
A pair of space probes (Pioneer 10 and Pioneer 11) that were used to send pornography to Jupiter and beyond the solar system.

The last of the Pioneer spacecraft stopped communicating with Earth in the mid 1990's.

Their path through the solar system deviated slightly from what was predicted. This Pioneer Anomaly cannot be currently explained. Some possible causes are anomalous behavior of the spacecraft itself to gravitational effects of undiscovered bodies. Conspiracy theorists benefit greatly from this anomaly.

There are a range of BEM (Bug Eyed Monsters) which could have been involved in the disappearance of this probe. Alternately there is a theory that it ducked around the back in the solar shadow to probe Uranus.

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