Earth
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"The Earth is bipolar." - Steve Wright
Earth is a mostly harmless planet in the Sol system and so far the only planet in the system known to contain life (although the intelligence of said life is still being debated).
It used to be in the center of the Universe, before some smartypants discovered that it wasn't, and that it only circled the Sun. Hence, once upon a time the Earth was demoted just like poor little 'ol Pluto.
Earth has one natural satellite, that in a total lack of creativity, is called "the Moon". In no way is this to be confused by the act of lowering your trousers and flashing other people.
Some people may also talk about a planet called "Dirt" on other BBS's, Dirt is just a synonym for Earth albeit a much more flattering and much more creative one.
