Blazar Headaches

From Slackerpedia Galactica

A condition brought on by the over consumption of Blazars (official drink of Slackers). A Blazar consists of grenadine, orange juice and an unhealthy dose of vodka. Consumption prior to listening to the SA podcasts can enhance the listening pleasure. The symptoms of your Blazar headache can range from pounding pain in your head, sensitivity to any light greater than mag. 14, normal light bulbs appear brighter than a supernova, you can feel solar neutrinos passing through your skull. Other possible symptoms may include a feeling that the world is caught in the accretion disk of a black hole and spinning toward the event horizon. If you have truly over consumed your white toilet may cause you to loose mass through ejection of the contents of your stomach, similar to a Type 1a supernova.

No known cure except for the passing of time equivilent to the amount it takes for a white dwarf to cool. Alternatively consume more Blazars.