Astronomy Jokes

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Lukehaze: I think this page should contain Astronomy Jokes

  • Lukehaze: Why didn't the dog star laugh at jokes?

Because it was too Sirius

  • Lukehaze: Which Uranian moon has good T.V reception?

Ariel

  • How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

1 /- 1,823,197.1

  • Taospark: How much astronomy gear should you buy?

Until you no longer have aperture fever.

  • Taospark: Why do astronomers hate cosmologists?

Because astronomers do all the counting while cosmologists do all the thinking.

  • Taospark: Why does NASA dislike bringing astronomers on space shuttle missions?

They keep sticking their head out the window.

  • Taospark: Why shouldn't you drink while using a telescope?

Do you know how tough it is to clean puke off a lens?

  • "Comets are like cats; they have tails, and they do precisely what they want."

- David Levy

Why should you never anger an astronomer?

  • Taospark: Because the phrase "assault with telescope" should never be in a legal document
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